Welcome…

A brief explanation of the following posts Dear Readers, 1. Although I use social media as a means for people to find me, I don't actively post or interact with it. Thus, I have created this short form blog instead... so that you have some idea of who I am and the services I offer. 2. I either work with kinetic, physical contact or online via specific experiences I have dreamed up for you, the client. I don't sext, I don't do personalized videos, I don't solicit tips, wish lists, and I don't currently have OF. Do not ask me for any of those things therefore, or you will displease me. 3. The 'Mazari' in this website is not a surname, it means I am a member of Mazari Collective - a small cooperative of Barcelona SWs. We pool our resources so we can share infrastructure, premises, accountant, lawyer etc. While this makes obvious good business sense, the primary motivation is security. 4. All inbound digital communications are routed through automated security software. These systems utilize automated heuristic analysis to identify and permanently shadow-block traffic containing high-risk signatures, including unsolicited media, non-standard attachments, or persistent harassment patterns. Love ElleMX

ElleMXApril 12, 2026

Mind Games

New game: BMB… Be my boyfriend!

Every time I go to New York I'm convinced I'll fall in love. As I've never been in love, and having been diagnosed by at least two psychiatrists as been constitutionally incapable of feeling such an emotion, it shows just how intoxicating that city is. So that's why I anxiously rush to my seat on the plane because I just can’t help feeling that I’m going to be sitting next to the guy who I'll marry. He’s going to be in the seat already as I arrive and he will be reading - let me think -maybe The Economist, because I actually want him to have money, not to be reading Tolkien or something. Anyway, he will look up and I will look down, andthen there won’t be any more reading of The Economist. Because we will be talking. We will talk and talk and talk as if we’d been in some kind of weird prison for 1,000 years where talking was forbidden and we just got parole. My God, will we talk. Cue montage of us talking, laughing, the plane going from day to night and we’re still talking, the old woman across the way getting annoyed and we promise to be quiet but then we laugh, covering our mouths because we're the sort of decent people who respect some annoying old woman. Needless to say, what actually happens when I sit down and see the guy next to me is less of a plane romance and more to do with a useful contact in the shower ring business!* prize available for anyone who gets my most obscure references. Anyway, as I keep consistently failing to meet the aforementioned man, I was thinking that I might just put out a general advertisement. It's official, I'm single, and so are you... maybe you could be my boyfriend. Maybe it's destiny. But as you know, destiny can be a cruel mistress. And so can I. And to be honest, it kind of gives me a little thrill to think of watching various men slog it out, battling each other for my hand. So that's why I've made a little game. You win the game, you win me. I will publish the rules of the game very soon but I can tell you the vague outline. Basically, I've identified 12 reasons why my relationships have never worked out. You have to prove to me that those 12 reasons don't apply to you. Watch this space...

ElleMXApril 11, 2026

BOOKS

Watched the movie when I was 10 🐇 It haunted me. Just read the book 21 years later.

Accursed publishers and their introductions (this is a different type of introduction to the one that caused me to rant about the Pelosi biography - this is where the author himself talks about the writing of the story). Just as I never watch those programs where they show you how a movie was made, I can't stand introductions to books. I want to be fully immersed in the world and imagine it's basically real. Then there's another very annoying thing about this book. Every single chapter begins with some quote from Shakespeare or Greek tragedy or whatever which I find to be extremely pretentious in a book where the chapters are very short and it's a admittedly beautiful, book about rabbits but a book about rabbits nonetheless. OK, now I've got that rant out of the way, I do still love this book but I really don't want to talk aboiut it because I prefer to stick with my memory of the movie, looking out over those foggy fields the next day, wishing I was a rabbit 🤗 🐇 🤗

ElleMXFebruary 4, 2026

MEDITERRANEAN FLORA, FAUNA & FUN

Puddle

Fridge doors float! I discovered this via the bane of my life.. ...the puddle. Despite my claims to rationality, I'm kind of superstitious and I refuse to change the path of our evening walk. And that's a problem when it rains because of the puddle. Mostly, the puddle is completely dry, but when it rains sometimes it's so wide you have to find ingenious means to cross it through it, or sometimes there's a tiny little strip of mud on the side which you can kind of creep along. One of my ingenious attempts involved a fridge door. You see, a lot of builders throw all their refuse in strange places around the countryside so one day when it rained I happened to find a fridge door closed to the puddle. So I tried to lay it over the puddle to cross it, but much to my surprise I discovered... ...fridge doors float.

ElleMXFebruary 3, 2026

PRETTY IN THE CITY

Badly behaved in Milan

ElleMXJanuary 26, 2026

me being weird

Downtown

ElleMXJanuary 26, 2026

CLIENT PETITIONS

No makeup fetish (Well, not entirely without but…)

ElleMXJanuary 26, 2026

BOOKS

Calling Alpha Centauri…

It’s impossible not to think of Ye Wenjie, the scientist whose experiences of that period led her to contact the aliens in The Dark Forest. What she witnessed convinced her that humanity might be beyond saving, and that outside intervention or annihilation could be preferable to what humans do to one another. But for me, it wasn't the 2 words alpha centauri that kept on coming to my mind, it was the two words 'term limits'. The mind boggles as to how these countries like China and Russia who between Stalin and Mao have two of the most devastatingly murderous humans in the history of our species have both now voted to abolish term limits for their leaders, thus paving the way AGAIN for lifelong dictators.

ElleMXJanuary 19, 2026

PRETTY IN THE CITY

Ceraunophilia… 3 AM… Malaga…

The start of any new affair is exciting, but the start of an affair during a storm is explosive. I’d wanted you for so long, and then I finally got you, and the first time was during a violent storm. It was like nature had supplied a five-dimensional soundtrack with rumbles and thrusts and flashes and moaning. We could never quite coincide: you were always with somebody when I was single, and when you were single I was with somebody. Do you remember those late-night sessions, as the drugs wore off and people couldn’t quite look each other in the eye anymore… except for you and me.... ...But then came the storm. Now it’s 3 a.m. and I’m lying in bed alone, listening to rain and thunder and I smile to myself. Maybe I’m more normal than I think.

ElleMXDecember 20, 2025

CLIENT PETITIONS

He wanted to worship my ass…

Originally in these CLIENT PETITION sections I was going to describe some of the personalized fantasies I deal with, so you know some of the things that I do and don't do and some of the things I actually quite enjoy. But even though I obviously wasn't going to reveal any client info, I realised that even just outlining the fantasy would make some clients uncomfortable, so I decided to put some kind of an image and a title and let you fill in the rest with your imagination. To be clear, this is about my escort work, not the Farm. No sissy deserves secrecy or confidentiality... only exposure and punishment.

ElleMXNovember 30, 2025