Sorry, this isn’t what I want to talk about but just the whole concept of dogs and oral sex reminded me of a fun fact…
In the Kinsey reports (1948–1953) from the U.S., about 8 % of males and 3.6 % of females surveyed reported having had at least one sexual interaction with an animal at some point in their lives.
Anyway, moving swiftly on…
After asking various guys where they got their technique from, turns out the problem with men and oral sex is that they all received advice from the Internet. Of course, you should gain credit for at least having done some research but there needs to be a caveat added to the standard advice.
Yes, you must maintain a constant level of lubrication because you cannot perform oral on a dry clitoris but you must be careful not to produce too much. While “too dry” is physically painful, “too wet” is often numbing and distracting.
There are two main reasons…
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The “Hydroplaning” Effect: If there is a layer of fluid that is too thick between the tongue and the nerve endings, the tongue essentially floats. You lose the texture. The sensation changes from a specific, rhythmic pressure to a vague, slippery wash. Friction is actually required to trigger the nerves; lubrication is just there to prevent the friction from chafing.
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Thermal Decay: Saliva cools down very quickly once it leaves the mouth. If you create a “puddle,” that puddle becomes room temperature within seconds. A cold pool of liquid in a sensitive area is a major buzz kill.
To conclude… don’t be a golden retriever… be a Chihuahua. Nice little delicate consistent strokes with just the right amount of lubrication
